Letter to Dr. Ruth … (Click on the Dr. Ruth link to get the original version)
Dear Dr. Ruth,
I am writing to thank you for opening my eyes & life. The anti-aggressive hormone therapy which you started a few weeks back for getting your clinic’s business software upgraded using my programming skills 'FREE' has made me realize a few truths!
I understand the computer didn’t build a business first; a business built a computer first. The computer also didn’t build software, businesses build software into a device called computer. The age old technical programming language which I use is geared to enhance software & not businesses in the long run. Nevertheless, software’s have digitized business processes and in the process locked businesses inside software code, but I understand businesses build processes first. So unfortunately and ironically – my technical software skills isn’t enough for me to enhance your clinic’s patient information system anymore, you can DIY (Do-it-yourself)…
Under your therapy, I have realized software programmers like me are just mere cogs in this epic industry & without any further delay I have prescribed the anti-ignorance therapy to all my software friends around the internet & have asked them to stop luring about the world of Wachowski Matrix. To express the message, I have cited examples of colonization and rise of democracy, regulation and deregulation, the rise of globalization, mass-collaboration, consumerism, social production and cloud computing & capitalism
I have also initiated a project called, ‘Business Definition Software Service’ which will be an open standard Platform-as-a-Service & can be used to develop business software’s within days without programming. It keeps the business entities, logic, rules, seperate from software code so your app can be enhanced without software upgrades & helps to read, write, change your software without technical programming skills. This project is based upon the new high level XML based business language called WBRX, which is my brain child.
While this is keeping me occupied, I regularly get chest pains, nightmares about angry customers whose businesses I have locked inside software code and would like you to know that your Sybase database license will expire by the end of this month, the company does not renew those old licenses anymore, the rent of the hardware servers have never been paid by me, your patient history dates cannot be queried -- I had hard coded them using PASCAL -- which will not support 8 digit date formats and t e s p t s nt wor t j d g hgs re shu w euur rj ddjfd dhd he ejjje ejeje…~¨¨¨¨¨~… j d g hgs re shu w euur r…~…………………………~…………………………~……………………~………………………… ............................................................... ................................................................................................. ............................................................................................ ........................................................
Friday, August 8, 2008
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Never before have I seen an employee so dedicated, hard-working, and yet still tenacious at the same time. You’re an inspiration to all of us!
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